[Intro]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
[Verse 1]
Y'all act like you've never seen a while person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started whooping her --- worse than before
They first werе divorced, throwing her over furniturе (Ah!)
It's the return of the "Aw, wait, no way, you're kidding. He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...Nothing you idiots, Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my
Basement (Ha-ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, "Chicka-chikca-chikca, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him. Look at him! Walking around grabbing his you know what
Flipping the you know who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to --- a dead moose
My --- is on your lips, my --- is on your lips, and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a womans --- is
Of course they're gonna know what --- is by the time they hit 4th grade
They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloups
But if we can --- dead animals and antelopes, then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope (Ewwhh)
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose sing the chorus, and it goes
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
[Verse 1]
Y'all act like you've never seen a while person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started whooping her --- worse than before
They first werе divorced, throwing her over furniturе (Ah!)
It's the return of the "Aw, wait, no way, you're kidding. He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...Nothing you idiots, Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my
Basement (Ha-ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, "Chicka-chikca-chikca, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him. Look at him! Walking around grabbing his you know what
Flipping the you know who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to --- a dead moose
My --- is on your lips, my --- is on your lips, and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a womans --- is
Of course they're gonna know what --- is by the time they hit 4th grade
They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloups
But if we can --- dead animals and antelopes, then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope (Ewwhh)
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose sing the chorus, and it goes
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