The Secret Life of Morgan Davis Ben Folds

His wife is tired
She wants to sleep
But all that Morgan Davis wants is cream of wheat
He wakes and then she turns out the light
He tiptoes through the darkness and slips into the night

The boring life that he leads of buying and
Selling stocks makes him feel
He's growing old and tired there's no joy in life
Just the passing time in this boring life

He wants the lights the jazz
A piece of ass
A toothless bitch to blow him for a vial of crack
He cooks the junk in some Gatorade
He scores a bag of chronic on the east mlk

The secret life that he leads of buying and
Selling drugs keeps him up at night
He's selling hash screwing trailer trash
And he's making cash
It's a whoring life

My friends are all salesman
My wife is a slut
There must be something bigger I can stick in my butt
The IRS is auditing
My life's in a rut!