[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
MOE SZYSLAK
VS
HUSK
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Husk]
They call me Husk, I'm here to help
Royally flush you down the drain to Hell!
For a bartender you’re damn thirsty, man
But you'll be getting some pussy when you catch these hands
They should've named you Rizz-lack, you damn sad sap
Got the shotty in the back, but no shawties in your lap
I see you tryn’a get with Marge like you're a Homer-wrecker
But she ain't gonna cuck her husband with a sex offender
So don't fuck with me. You're just a simp, son
While we're trying to help folks, you just fuel their addiction
My shots are on the house. Just be careful, don't choke
I'll be stealing this win the way I’m flaming Moe
[Verse 2: Moe]
Holy moly, what the hell is youse?
I think one of the cats we’ve been smugglin' got loose
You got those wings, but you ain’t fly at all, geez
If this gangsta wants to diss me, I'll give him one of these
I'm the king of the ring, this little kitty better bring it
We all know you're a loser, buddy. You don’t gotta sing it
I ain't talkin' getting drunk when I make your vision blurry
I'd invite you to my tavern, but we don't allow furries
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
MOE SZYSLAK
VS
HUSK
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Husk]
They call me Husk, I'm here to help
Royally flush you down the drain to Hell!
For a bartender you’re damn thirsty, man
But you'll be getting some pussy when you catch these hands
They should've named you Rizz-lack, you damn sad sap
Got the shotty in the back, but no shawties in your lap
I see you tryn’a get with Marge like you're a Homer-wrecker
But she ain't gonna cuck her husband with a sex offender
So don't fuck with me. You're just a simp, son
While we're trying to help folks, you just fuel their addiction
My shots are on the house. Just be careful, don't choke
I'll be stealing this win the way I’m flaming Moe
[Verse 2: Moe]
Holy moly, what the hell is youse?
I think one of the cats we’ve been smugglin' got loose
You got those wings, but you ain’t fly at all, geez
If this gangsta wants to diss me, I'll give him one of these
I'm the king of the ring, this little kitty better bring it
We all know you're a loser, buddy. You don’t gotta sing it
I ain't talkin' getting drunk when I make your vision blurry
I'd invite you to my tavern, but we don't allow furries
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