2.5 Humping In My Mind Ian McConnell

I
Am humping in my mind
There's someone very fine in my mind being humped
I cannot tell a lie

Oh my
This humping in my mind
Has got me thinking I might just try to jerk off without the internet tonight

Oh why, oh why
With my elite imagination
Don't I use my power for more intriguing masturbation?
There's no limit to
The kinds of kinky situations I could dream up
And when things heat up
I don't have to give Big Tech
The kinds of damning information
They would get
If I searched
For my most horny motivations
Nothing's too far out of line when I
Am humping in my mind

(Scoodelee-doo-bop)
Buh buh buh buh buh buh
(Scoodelee-doo-bop)
Buh buh buh buh buh buh
(Scoodelee-doo-bop)
Buh du buh buh du buh bum ska da bop bop bop bum
(Scoodelee-doo-bop)
Ooh ah
(Scoodelee-doo-bop)
Swanononono ah
(Scoodelee-doo-bop)
Swanononono ah
(Scoodеlee-doo-bop)
Dah dah dum dah dah dah badum bum bop bop bum bum bum
(Scoodelee-doo-bop)