Talk to the Animals Bobby Darin

[Verse 1]
If I could talk to the animals, just imagine it
Chatting with a chimp in chimpanzee
Imagine talkin' to a tiger, chatting with a cheetah
What a neat achievement it would be!

[Verse 2]
If we could talk to the animals, learn all their languages
Maybe take an animal degree
I'd study elephant and eagle, buffalo and beagle
Alligator, guinea pig, and flea!

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I would converse in polar bear and python
And I would curse in fluent kangaroo
If people asked me, "Can you speak rhinoceros?"
I'd say, "Of courserous! Can't you?"

[Chorus 1]
If I conferred with our furry friends, man to animal
Think of the amazing repartee
If I could walk with the animals, talk with the animals
Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals
And they could talk to me!

[Verse 3]
If I consulted with quadrupeds
Think what fun we'd have askin' over crocodiles for tea!
Or maybe lunch with two or three lions, walruses and sea lions
What a lovely place the world would be!