Jose & Mark The Lonely Island

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[Intro: Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone]
Welcome back to Sports Chat
I'm standing here with two fellas who are having a heck of a year, the Bash Brothers
At this point, guys, I think everyone knows who you are
But just in case, why don’t you introduce yourselves?
Oh, okay, well

[Chorus: Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer]
They call me José
And I'm Mark
José
And I'm Mark

[Verse 1: Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer]
Go, José, go, oiled up like Rambo
Take the needle out my butt and hop in the Lambo
The anabolics got me feelin’ bionic
'Cause you know I'm indestructible
I'm José, I'm Mark
You're a stud, and you're a thoroughbred stallion
Necks laced up with the let's bash medallion
Rollin’ to Hilltop Mall to get a pager
Got girls of every flavor because we’re in the majors
Freaks, hit up my Skytel, I'll come mess up your Maybelline
My beeper beeping more than my dialysis machine
Kidney failure’s just part of the game
We're not ashamed now the world knows my motherfucking name

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