A Song of Fire vs. Ice (Game of Thrones Rap Battle) None Like Joshua (Ft. Dan Bull)

[Intro: Nonelikejoshua & Dan Bull]
Yeah, it's NLJ
Dan Bull
Bringing that GOT battle

[Verse 1: Nonelikejoshua]
Yeah
A song of fire vs. ice
You a squire, I’m an honorary knight
Valyrian sword while you carry a knife
The rap game of thrones, you barely survive
I castrate you like Greyjoy
Then I’ma make you my slaveboy
Now you be prayin to seven deities
That I don’t whip you with chains coiled
You bout to get killed in a fighting pit
I’m the rightful heir, you might as well quit
You fired some arrows and missed
You look like a Sparrow, you poorer than shit
And now you’ll be burned and flayed
Return to your cage Bring me some wine
The King has arrived Spittin that Basilisk venom
And now you cling for life

[Verse 2: Dan Bull]
Battle? My raps are born
From Melisandre's twat
Yours are bloody boring
I'd rather listen to Hodor rap
Me? I'm bigger than Brienne of Tarth
You? you're not even a half
I do to your family what the Freys did to each of the Starks
I could beat you every day of the week
Your name's not NLJ, it's Reek
I flay a beat like Ramsay Bolton
Turn the heat from cold to molten
While I sit on the iron throne
You sit and iron at home
I'm a wildling lout, wilding out
The trail behind me's a pile of bones