[Intro: J. Jonah Jameson]
Are we live? Good
Did you plug the book? No?
You're fired, get out!
Now, let’s educate some people
[Verse 1: J. Jonah Jameson]
Welcome back, thanks for joining me today
Here on "Just the Facts" with your friend, J. Jonah J
This city's at a tipping point, it could go either way
But I'm not one to disappoint, I’ve got a lot to say
About a hero, a man who loves this city like a son
Shooting through the air and looking out for everyone
Bringing hope, and light, and justice to a city that had none
And his name's J. Jonah Jameson, you're welcome, let's move on
To a menace! A monster! A blight upon our streets!
Of course, I am referring to that spider-donning freak
Don't let him fool you, no, it's not quiet, it's not peaceful
It's a disaster on the brink, so wake up and listen, people!
There’s an evil hiding out there
Anyone could be that web-slinger
Trust me, I once hired a guy the height
And he was a dead ringer
Yes, Spider-Man again! He needs arrest with no parole
This guy’s shenanigans require a little pest control
Are we live? Good
Did you plug the book? No?
You're fired, get out!
Now, let’s educate some people
[Verse 1: J. Jonah Jameson]
Welcome back, thanks for joining me today
Here on "Just the Facts" with your friend, J. Jonah J
This city's at a tipping point, it could go either way
But I'm not one to disappoint, I’ve got a lot to say
About a hero, a man who loves this city like a son
Shooting through the air and looking out for everyone
Bringing hope, and light, and justice to a city that had none
And his name's J. Jonah Jameson, you're welcome, let's move on
To a menace! A monster! A blight upon our streets!
Of course, I am referring to that spider-donning freak
Don't let him fool you, no, it's not quiet, it's not peaceful
It's a disaster on the brink, so wake up and listen, people!
There’s an evil hiding out there
Anyone could be that web-slinger
Trust me, I once hired a guy the height
And he was a dead ringer
Yes, Spider-Man again! He needs arrest with no parole
This guy’s shenanigans require a little pest control
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