Well, Did You Evah! Robbie Williams & Jon Lovitz

R: I have heard among this clan
You are called the forgotten man
J: Is that what they're saying?
Well did you evah!
What a swell party this is
R: And have you heard the story of a boy, a girl
Unrequited love?
J: Sounds like pure soap opera
R: I may cry
J: Tune in tomorrow
What a swell party this is

J: What frails
What frocks
R: What broads
J: What pearls
What rocks
R: They're bootiful
J: Why, I've never seen such gaiety
R: Neither have I
J: It's all just too, too risqué really

R: This French champagne
J: Domestic
R + J: So good for the brain
R: That's what I was gonna say
J: You know you're a brilliant fellow?
R: Why, thank you
J: Pick up, Jack
But please don't eat that glass, my friend