Status Back Baby [The Ark] Frank Zappa

FZ: We'll begin with that crappy old tune "Status Back Baby."

I’m losing status at the High School
I used to think that it was my school
WAH WAH WAH
I was the king of every school activity
But that's no more . .
Oh mama, what will come of me?
Oh-wow, Oh-oh-oh-wow

The other night we painted posters
They played some records by the Coasters
WAH WAH WAH
A bunch of pom-pom girls
Looked down their nose at me
They had painted tons of posters
I had painted three
I hear the secret whispers
Everywhere I go
My school spirit is at an all-time low

I'm losing status at the High School
I used to think that it was my school
WAH WAH WAH
Everyone in towns know
I’m a handsome football star
I sing and dance and spray my hair
And drive a shiny car
I'm friendly and I'm charming
I belong to De Molay
I'm gonna try like mad
To get my status back today
Oh-wow, Oh-oh-oh-wow
Status back, Baby
Status back, Baby
Status back, Baby
Status back, Baby