Titties & Beer [Baby Snakes version] Frank Zappa

It was the BLACKEST NIGHT!
There was no MOON in sight!
(You know the stars ain't shinin'
'Cause the sky's too tight)
Heard the SCARY WIND!
I seen some UGLY TREES!
There was a WEREWOLF honkin'
'Long the side of me!

I'm MEAN 'n I'm BAD, (y'know I ain't no SISSY)
Got a BIG-TITTY GIRLY by the name of 'CHRISSY'
Talkin' about her 'N MY BIKE 'N ME . .
'N this ride up THE MOUNTAIN OF MYSTERY, (mystery)

FZ: How 're you doin'?

I noticed EVEN THE CRICKETS
Actin' WEIRD up here
'N so I figured I might
Just drink a little BEER, I said:
"Gimme summa that, what yer suckin' on!"
But there was NO REPLY
'Cause SHE WAS GONE!

"Where's those TITTIES I like so well
'N my GODDAM BEER!"
Is what I started to yell
Then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig
'N up jumped THE DEVIL!
(He's about THIS BIG!)