I’ve No More … To Give (Radio Edit) Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq

[Intro]
I've tried, tried, tried, and I've tried even more
I've cried, cried, cried, and I can't recall what for
I've pressed, I've pushed, I've yelled, I've begged
In hopes of some success
But the inevitable fact is that it never will impress!

[Chorus]
I've no more [sound effect] to give
My [sound effect] have runneth dry
I've tried to go [sound effect] shopping but there's no [sound effect] left to buy!
I've no more [sound effect] to give
Though more [sound effect] I've tried to get
I'm over my [sound effect] budget, and I'm now in [sound effect] debt!

[Ukulele]

[Pre-Chorus]
I strive, strive, strive, to get everything done
I've played by all the rules, but I've very rarely won
I've smiled, I've charmed, I've wooed and laughed, alas to no avail
I've run round like a moron, to unequivocally fail!

[Chorus]
I've no [sound effect] left to give
My [sound effect] fuse has just blown
I've been hunting for my [sound effect] all day but they've upped and [sound effect] off home!
I've no more [sound effect] to give
My [sound effect] rations are depleted
I've rallied my [sound effect] army but it's been [sound effect] defeated!