
The Ballad of Hamantha Jack Stauber's Micropop
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[Intro]
(Go away)
[Verse 1]
Life's extension lottery
Kind to some, but not to thee
Born with a rare and sad disease
She grew— a ham— where her head should be
[Pre-Chorus]
Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie (Ow)
Meaty face and a lovely eye
Her dream was to be a famous star
But at the rate she was goin’, she wasn't going fa-a-ar
[Chorus]
Hamantha, Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore
Hamantha, Hamantha
So greedy, we wanted more
(Oh no!)
[Verse 2]
Her father was a simple man (Duh!)
He wanted to help, "In any way that I can!"
Home from school, he watched his daughter cry
In the yard, he cursed God and fired at the sky
(Go away)
[Verse 1]
Life's extension lottery
Kind to some, but not to thee
Born with a rare and sad disease
She grew— a ham— where her head should be
[Pre-Chorus]
Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie (Ow)
Meaty face and a lovely eye
Her dream was to be a famous star
But at the rate she was goin’, she wasn't going fa-a-ar
[Chorus]
Hamantha, Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore
Hamantha, Hamantha
So greedy, we wanted more
(Oh no!)
[Verse 2]
Her father was a simple man (Duh!)
He wanted to help, "In any way that I can!"
Home from school, he watched his daughter cry
In the yard, he cursed God and fired at the sky
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