I Felt Strange Turtlenecked

All the world was enraged
And I was stuck in the bathroom
There was blood in my bile
I had a brand new lease on life

I cut out, upwards and left
I cut out
The wind blew me around
I cut out
Was it just a mistake?

At the Downtown Brooklyn Hospital Center
At the Downtown Brooklyn Hospital Center
They took my pulse
And said some very nice things about my looks

Took a walk in the park
Saw some ladies rolling over
As the green became white
And September became October
Who’s behind the wheel now?
I think I’m in the trunk

Cuz if it’s not my balls
Then it's in my brain
If it's in my blood
Then it's here to stay
Cuz there’s something awry
Lest there's something amiss
I had a belly full of fire
And nowhere to piss!