I Wish I Was The President Dope

It's the end of the month I gotta pay the rent
I wish I was the President
It's the end of the month and all my money is spent
I wish I was the President

I'd have a big white house with a yard and a fence
So I could keep all the terrorists out
I'd be the king of the world I would lie and deny
And get high with little honor role girls

(Resist, drugs and the violence. Ha ha ha)
I wish I was the President
(I promise to do the best job I can; Bullshit!)

I wish I was the President
It's the end of the month and what a year so far
I wish I was the President
Every end of the month I buy a brand new car

And drive it straight to the strip bar
Where I'd be drinkin' for free
And have a bunch of naked bitches yellin' fuck the police with me
Snortin' shit up my nose
With the flag in my hand here my national anthem goes

I'd make every day a holiday
I wish I was the President
A mandatory raise for the underpaid
I wish I was the President