The Craigslist Couch Song Rhett and Link (Ft. Bart Baker)

[Verse 1: Rhett and Link]
Mr. Fly has been compromised
(Mr. Fly is our couch, we named it that)
A rat has taken up residence inside
(It's a long story)
Where does one turn
When one needs
A new place to sit
Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think
Craigslist!

[Verse 2: Bart]
Beatrice has been compromised
(Beatrice is my couch, I named her that...)
Now it's red
Though it once was white
(I have chronic nosebleeds.)
How in the world
Would one get rid of this?
Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think
Craigslist!

[Bridge: Rhett and Link, Bart]
I'm posting an ad
We're replying to an ad
On Craigslist!
It looks like a real red couch!
Look at this real red couch
On Craigslist!