Hi. HPKritical

[Verse]
I'm sorry that I took your grandma's liver
No, I didn't know better when I made that ransom letter
But all I wanted was a million dollars
When I kidnapped her, and your mother and father
So, cut me a little slack, I just want a little crack
I mean— I used to but now, you won't get off my back
I'm sorry, I guess
By the way, I accidentally decapitated your cat

[Outro]
Oh shit, I forgot to get rid of the tex-