Sue Your Friends Yeastie Girlz

There's a new career that’s all the rage
No more working for minimum wage
Just throw your conscience out the door
Sue until you're rich and then sue some more

Sue sue sue your friends
Sue your mom and dad
Everybody does it so you know it can't be bad

My friend invited me to dinner at his house
So I brought along a little chunk of dead mouse
When he wasn’t looking I slipped it on my plate
Screamed "Oh my God, look what I just ate!"
I hope we're still friends yeah I hope you don't mind
But I'm gonna call my lawyer and sue you blind

Sue sue sue your friends
Sue your mom and dad
Everybody does it, yeah it's the latest fad

My parents are stingy, yeah they're so mean
I didn't get a Porsche for my sweet sixteen
My friends all tease me 'cause I don’t have wheels
My psychological wounds will never heal
So I sued my parents in court and I won
I got every last cent in their retirement fund