Hairy Christmas Home Free

Santa's sleigh might fly right on past
With all the camouflage around this place
So, we bought every string of lights Wal-Mart had
Now he can see the house from outer space
Shot down some ducks and some mistletoe
A lot of love and a pot of gumbo

Hunt you down a Christmas tree
Thank god mama's cookin' is free
Round up your redneck family
And watch Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Like Jesus and Santa Clause
We got love behind these beards
Wishin' you a hairy Christmas
And a happy, happy, happy New year

Buy the kids a big trampoline
Everybody gets a new shotgun
We're a camel short of a manger scene
But there's a guy in Texas who'll rent us one
Duck season and holiday cheer
There's nothing like this time of year

Hunt you down a Christmas tree
Thank god mama's cookin' is free
Round up your redneck family
And watch Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Like Jesus and Santa Clause
We got love behind these beards
Wishin' you a hairy Christmas
And a happy, happy, happy New year