Photo The Replacements

Little black book is a thing of the past
You want something this time that might last
Try something, just a memory

Now that the ball is in your court
Try a hooker and a paid escort
You'll only find, you might just feel mighty cheap [?]

Put an ad in the paper
Put a stop to your heading [?]
Put an ad in the paper
It's a P.O. box that's waiting
Empty as your heart and your life
P.O. box that's waiting
For an envelope of photo and reply
For an envelope of photo and reply

... [?] mail and you think you can guess
It's not the same [?] but you think it might last
That smoke's [?] too hard to handle [?]
And as for the gay [?] in a business man clip [?]
Don't you want a fever [?] but you burn that chick [?]
You can't get ... [?] that you won't tie [?]

Put an ad in the paper
Won't you put a stop to your hating [?]
Put an ad in the paper
There's a P.O. box that's waiting
Empty as your life and your heart
There's a P.O. box that's waiting
For an envelope of photo and reply
Envelope of photo and reply