Bruce Matilda the Musical Original Cast

[MISS TRUNCHBULL, BRUCE]
Bruce Bogtrotter
Yes, miss?
You liked my cake, didn't you, Bruce?
Yes, Miss Trunchbull, and I'm very sorry–
Oh, no, no, no, no, no
As long as you enjoyed the cake, that's the main thing
Is it?
Yes, Bogtrotter, it is
Oh, well, I did, thank you
Wonderful, marvellous, that makes me so happy
It gives me a warm glow in my lower intestine
Oh, cook

What's the matter, Bogtrotter, lost your appetite?
Well, yes, I'm full
Oh, no, you are not full
I'll tell you when you are full
And I say that criminals like you are not full
Until you have eaten the entire cake
But–
No "buts", you haven't got time for "but", eat
But I can't eat it all

[MISS HONEY]
Headmistress, he'll be sick