Introvert Party Time Psychostick

There ain't no party like an introvert party
Cause an introvert party don't start

Now they say I'm not much of a people person
But I know how to party

Fridge is stocked with snacks and food
Music playlist sets the mood
Got a cooler full of booze
Friday night, this weekend's mine
It's finally time to let loose

It's introvert party time
Staying home and being lame
Introvert party time
Gonna read a book or play a video game
Introvert party time
Dodging social obligations
Introvert party time
Annoyed by conversations

What?
Hey! You watch the sportsball game?
He hit a touchdown and found the goal basket!

Disrupted by extroverts
This one way conversation burns
Assaulted by extroverts
You bring the yap, I bring the hurt
I'm hunted down by "people people"
Before the call, my night was peaceful
A "bad connection," the call was dropped
Cause you bring the talk
Talk talk talk talk talk