(Do the) Scissorkick Cookiewiggle The Spirit Weavers

[Verse 1]
I got a new dance I wanna let you know
Come on to the dance floor and drop 'em real low
You gotta drop those pretty panties down
Find you a partner to scissor kick it around (Cookie wiggle)

[Chorus]
Hey, oh, yeah, do it again
Scissor kick cookie wiggle 'til your hips give way

[Verse 2]
Do the scissor kick cookie wiggle, do it again
Spread 'em like your uncle's gun is to your head
Do the scissor kick cookie wiggle, rub 'em again
Slam those clams into each other, keep those lips spread

[Chorus]
Hey, oh, yeah, do it again
Scissor kick cookie wiggle 'til your hips give way
Scissor kick cookie wiggle 'til your hips give way

[Bridge]
I learnt it from my uncle, he taught me in his van
Showed me how to do it, yeah, taught me with his hands
You can do it with two girls, even with two boys
My uncle held his switchblade to my throat and growled into my ear that if I ever told anyone about what just happened he was going to kill me