Fay’s Arrival Carnegie Hall Concert Cast of Anyone Can Whistle (1995) (Ft. Angela Lansbury, Bernadette Peters, Chip Zien, Ken Page & Walter Bobbie)

[NARRATOR, spoken]
Tourists came in droves for the miracle waters, which thrilled Cora, until she discovered her miracle was a fake

[COOLEY, spoken]
Step up brethren and sister-en, and get your tickets!

[MAGRUDER, spoken]
Buy your blessings!

[COOLEY, spoken]
No, count your blessings, buy your tickets!

[ENSEMBLE]
I'm like the bluebird
I should worry, I should care
I should be a millionaire
I'm like the bluebird

[NARRATOR, spoken]
And here, nine minutes to the dot, is our heroine

[FAY, spoken]
So that's the miracle?

[COOLEY, spoken]
Yes ma'am, sister Nurse Apple!