Ladies and Gentlemen Freestyle Mac Miller

[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen (Haha)
Y'all know who I am (Yessir)
As y'all await The High Life (What?)
I bring you (What?)
Just a preview of what's comin' (Haha)
Some of the finest bars in the world (Haha)
They wonder who I am (Tell 'em, haha)

[Verse]
I am whatever you wish you was (Wish you was)
Listen up, 'cause I'm comin' with some different stuff (Different stuff)
Fuck, call it innovative, they call it switchin' up
Muhfuckers need to hop up off the dick and nuts (Uh-huh)
And you can blame on the way that I roll (I roll)
Or that the boy too high to control (Control)
Go on and hate it if you wanna (What?)
'Cause I keep gettin' hotter (Uh-huh)
Comin' right outta the soul
I make (I make) that good music, no Kanye (No Kanye)
See me bob my head walkin' down the hallway (Walkin' down the hallway)
Just smilin', everything is all great (Haha)
It's in my hands, I'm goin' Allstate (What?)
But not a superstar, I'm just tryna move ya heart
Stressed out, ashes scattered all through the car
Kept goin' from the time that I started (Yup)
Haven't stopped to even use the stall (Nah)
But now I see my posters hangin' through the mall
Tryna get this paper done I got due tomorrow (Haha)
See, I'm not a rapper, how they usually are (Nah)
'Cause my music art (Yeah), and I'm goin' stupid hard (Uh-huh)
I drive a Beamer (Drive a Beamer), it's my dad's though (Haha)
Roll around, bumpin' music like a asshole (Asshole)
But I got some bad hoes in the back row (What up?)
Some lil' groupies, get they number at the last show (Yessir)
A lot of people wonder what I rap for (Why?)
Try and diss me, I ain't spittin' back though (Hell nah)
I don't need to, what I gotta prove? (Nothin')
I ain't got the time, there's some stuff I gotta do (Yup)
I be kickin' rhymes, lunch table with the crew
Had a whole cafeteria like, "Ooh!"
Random dudes comin' up to say hello (What up?)
"When ya mixtape droppin'? When's ya next show?" (Pssh)
Well, I don't know, I just do this
This can be your life if you choose it