I Will Get a Vasectomy Pink Guy

[Intro]
I just wanna show my appreciation to how much I love kids and teens between the ages of twelve and seventeen

[Verse 1]
Why, are kids so fucking stupid?
Did their parents not beat them hard
Enough-enough-enough?
I try, to empathize with teens
'Cause when I was younger
I was stupid too-too-too (It's true)
But then I realized
That I was never this stupid
My friends were never this stupid
Y'all are just dense-dense-dense
Like damn, I'm really, really concerned
I wish your father would use that
Wooden spoon-spoon-spoon

[Interlude]
Just fucking beat them already!
I was being ironic man, what a fucking loser! Do you have-

[Verse 2]
Listen kids, being edgy is okay
But the same ten jokes in a row
That's not okay-okay-okay
Like damn... is that all you can come up with?
If you're gonna be racist
At least be original, please
(Yeah, we're dead serious)
If you're under seventeen
Please don't ever talk to me
You think this is part of the act
But please don't come near me