BT Ho Gayi Paradox

[Verse 1]
I’d be gone to my dad
And ask for some cash
I ran out outta my money
I ran out of my stack
Hazaar te bharni goj
Hazaar mein aana stack
Hazaar mein full moj
Hazaae mein puri aish
Hello papa 5k kar do UPI
Hain? Kya? Kis liye? Why?
You know miscellaneous expenses
Thode bohot idhar-udhar
Thode bohot daaein-baaein
Arey woh I mean mujhe fees bharni hai
Naya sem chalu hai na new books leni hai
Aur pata hai apni woh sharma ji ki beti hai na
Kaafi time se mujhe aise looks de rahi hai
Usey bhi toh bataun kiska chhora hoon main
Usey hawai jahaaj mein bithaake chhod aaun main
Sabko pata chale aisi-waisi dingey nahi haankta
Khaali baaton se nahi waise bhi bohot chodda hoon main
Besharam bata tujhe sharam nahi aati?
Hain?
Tujhe sharam nahi khaati?
Kitna kharcho pe mere bata aur palega
Paal paal tujhe umar meri beet gayi aadhi
Kama khud juta khud jara daud bhaag kar
Arey murkh arey oont jama jod bhaag kar
Chaahe call centre pe jaake call kaal kar
Ya baith galle pe dukaan khol khaal kar