I Threw Glass At My Friend’s Eyes And Now I’m On Probation Destroy Boys

[Verse 1]
You're ruining my life day by day
The butterflies you give me are literally making me nauseous
This is disgusting, like seriously dude?
What do you think you're doing?
You're like way older than me and you're gross
And I don't wanna do that

[Chorus]
Never invite me over ever again
Just kidding, please do!
I really wanna hang out with you
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh

[Verse 2]
But fuck you! You're so old, dude!
Like seriously, what do you think you're doing?
Your hands are so big and you're so tall, wow
You know, I kinda wish I had let you do that one thing that one time
But in retrospect it would've been a bad idea, because
You don't care about me like I care about you, so that'd be bad

[Chorus]
Never invite me over ever again
Just kidding, please do!
I really wanna hang out with you
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh