Useless Crushes The Presidents of the United States of America

Here she comes, I look at my feet and forget how to breathe
She says "Hello" (hello, hello), I say 'Ah-oh', she giggles and leaves
It happens a lot, too often to mention
She's always so hot, I can't deal with the tension

Oh, but what else can I do?

I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, ohhh, oh ohh
I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, ohhh, oh ohh
Yeah

There she goes, she's out on a fabulous date without me
Sit home alone (alone, alone), deconstructing the ads on TV
I hate her so much, don't know how to reach her
I like her a lot, should I talk to her teacher?
No but, what good would that do?

I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, ohhh, oh ohh
I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, ohhh, oh ohh
I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, ohhh, oh ohh
I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, oh oh oh

You're like Charlie Brown, in love with a cute little redheaded girl
She's walking around (around, around), I can't even speak 'cause my blood's in a whirl
I hate her so much, I buy her chocolates and rings (I buy her chocolate rings)
I just wanna talk ya know? Is that such a bad thing?
No but, what else can I do?