[Intro: Gordon-Levitt & Trump]
Hello, and welcome to the first—the second?—the FIRST 2024 presidential debate
Both-sidesism is now cringe
And that's okay
Gloom is now boring
Nihilism is now cringe and boring
I don't care
Tonight everything is fresh and new
Frankly, it's so exciting, it's a little unsettling
I couldn't care less
Now, to keep things fresh
[singing]
Let's do it in this key
[Verse 1: Gordon-Levitt, Trump, & Harris]
Wages have been going up, but prices got out of control
Now, how can an average girl afford a nice bag of pizza rolls?
Economists have said that Trump sales tax
Would result in $4,000 more a year
On the backs of the middle class
Okay!
The only jobs thеy got were bounce-back jobs
Bouncе, bounce, back, back
She's going to my philosophy
I was going to send her a MAGA hat
Hello, and welcome to the first—the second?—the FIRST 2024 presidential debate
Both-sidesism is now cringe
And that's okay
Gloom is now boring
Nihilism is now cringe and boring
I don't care
Tonight everything is fresh and new
Frankly, it's so exciting, it's a little unsettling
I couldn't care less
Now, to keep things fresh
[singing]
Let's do it in this key
[Verse 1: Gordon-Levitt, Trump, & Harris]
Wages have been going up, but prices got out of control
Now, how can an average girl afford a nice bag of pizza rolls?
Economists have said that Trump sales tax
Would result in $4,000 more a year
On the backs of the middle class
Okay!
The only jobs thеy got were bounce-back jobs
Bouncе, bounce, back, back
She's going to my philosophy
I was going to send her a MAGA hat
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