Dinah-Moe Humm [YCDTOSA 6] Frank Zappa

I couldn't say where she’s comin' from
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm


She stroll on over, say: "Look here, bum
I got a forty-dollar bill say you can't make me cum
Y’jes can't do it"

She made a bet with her sister, who's a little bit dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum


I don't mind that she called me a bum
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
So I got down to it

I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum


I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Where’s this Dinah-Moe comin’ from?
I done spent three hours an' I ain’t got a crumb
From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe
From the Dinah-Moe Humm