At the Next Show Sir Mix-a-Lot

[Intro: Humpty Hump, Sir Mix-a-Lot]
Uh, Humpty Hump and Sir Mix-a-Lot in the house puttin' it down uh-huh
Big like a pickle yeah
Now check this out right here
What, what, what, what?

[Verse 1: Humpty Hump, Sir Mix-a-Lot]
Freaks of the Industry, last song
DJ shut it down, lights came on
See what's up with the sluts, before they all gone
Can't get to 'em, same old song
Cause I'm supposed to be at the T-Shirt booth
She was standin' close to me yeah
Both butt-naked by a quarter to three
Knew I had a condom cause I just bought a pack of three yeah
She was already on top of me I've seen it
Condom's in the bathroom, thirty feet away from me dawg
Ain't tryna see her go from yes to no haha
Before I get back with the lambskin troll
Left DNA and I know that's a no
Pullin' out wasn't an option, y'all know
I beat it up again in the morning for some more (haha)
Homegirl's in the lobby 'bout to go
I'll hit you up next time we come on tour
You girl have fun with Mix next door uh-huh
Chick in the leather hit the whole fifth floor