The Baseball Game Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company

[TRINA, spoken]
Proud of you!

[Indistinct shouts of support for Jason from Marvin, Trina, Mendel, Charlotte, and Cordelia.]

[MARVIN, TRINA, MENDEL, CHARLOTTE & CORDELIA]
We're sitting
And watching Jason play baseball
We're watching Jason play baseball
We're watching Jewish boys
Who cannot play baseball, play baseball
We're watching Jewish boys
Who cannot play baseball play

[MARVIN]
I hate baseball, I really do
Unlike the rest of you
I hate baseball

[CHARLOTTE & CORDELIA]
We really wish he'd take this more seriously!

[MENDEL]
It's weird how he swings the bat!

[MARVIN]
It's weird how he swings the bat
[TRINA, MENDEL, CHARLOTTE & CORDELIA]
Oh!

[MARVIN]
And why does he have to throw like that?

[MARVIN, TRINA, MENDEL, CHARLOTTE & CORDELIA]
We're sitting
And watching Jason make errors
The most pathetical errors
We're watching Jewish boys
Who almost read Latin
Up, battin'
And battin' bad

[MENDEL]
Remember Sandy Koufax
You can do it if you wanna do it
Take heart from Hank Greenberg
It's not genetic
Even you can be copacetic
I think, I think
I think you can, I think you can

[MARVIN, TRINA, MENDEL, CHARLOTTE & CORDELIA]
We're sitting
And watching Jason play baseball
We're watching Jason play baseball!
We're watching Jewish boys
We're watching Jewish boys
We're watching
Slide, Jason
Slide, Jason
Slide!