Albi Flight of the Conchords

[Jemaine and (Bret)]
In the Marmalade Forest (Forest)
Between the make-believe trees
In a cottage cheese cottage
Lives Albi (Albi)
Albi (Albi)
Albi the racist dragon

[Jemaine (spoken)]
Part 6: and so, all the people of the village chased Albi the racist dragon into a very cold, very scary cave. And it was so cold and scary in there that Albi began to cry dragon tears—which, as we all know, turn into jellybeans!

Anyway, just at that moment, he felt a tiny little hand rest upon his tail, and he turned around, and who should that little hand belong to but the badly-burnt Albanian boy

[Jemaine (as Albi), spoken]
What are you doing here? I thought I killed you!

[Jemaine, spoken]
... Growled Albi, quite racistly

[Jemaine (as the Badly-Burnt Albanian Boy), spoken]
No, you didn't kill me, Albi. I was just very badly burned. I crawled to safety, and I'm still alive, although I'm very badly disfigured

[Jemaine, spoken]
... Laughed the boy

[Jemaine (as the Badly-Burnt Albanian Boy), spoken]
Why are you crying?