Pinch Me Barenaked Ladies

[Verse 1]
It's the perfect time of year
Somewhere far away from here
I feel fine enough, I guess
Considering everything's a mess
There's a restaurant down the street
Where hungry people like to eat
I could walk, but I'll just drive
It's colder than it looks outside

[Chorus]
(Pinch me)
It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone then you
(Pinch me)
Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn when you
(I'm still asleep)
Try to see the world beyond your front door
(Please God)
Take your time 'cause the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile when you
(Tell me)
Realize that with a guy my size it might take a while just to
([I'm still asleep](2360011))
Try to figure out what all this is for

[Verse 2]
It's the perfect time of day
To throw all your cares away
Put the sprinkler on the lawn
And run through with my gym shorts on
Take a drink right from the hose
And change into some drier clothes
Climb the stairs up to my room
Sleep away the afternoon