I Am the Owl Dead Kennedys

[Verse 1]
I am your plumber
No, I never went away
I still bug your bedrooms
And pick up everything you say
It can be a boring job
To monitor all day your excess talk

[Verse 2]
I hear when you're drinking
And cheating on your lonely wife
I play tape recordings
Of you to my friends at night
We've got our girl in bed with you
You're on Candid Camera
We just un-elected you

[Chorus]
I am the owl
I seek out the foul
Wipe 'em away, keep America free
For clean-living folks like me

[Verse 3]
If you demonstrate
Against somebody we like
I'll slip on my wig
And see if I can start a riot
Transform you to an angry mob
All your leaders go to jail for my job