[Intro: 360 & PEZ]
Motherfucker (ha ha ha)
Da da da da (yeah)
Da da da (Forthwrite)
(For my homie Gs) Da da da (PEZ, 360)
Da da da (Ground Up)
Da da da da (PEZ, uh)
Da da da (yeah, yeah)
(Three-siddy motherfuckers) Da da da (okay)
Yo
[Verse 1: PEZ]
Write my words at a show 'cause they're perfect to quote
All I need is bourbon and coke and my verse will be dope
I got that averb mercellous and murderous flow
I only think that I'm the best because I'm certain, I know
I'm lurkin' but I'm not snatchin' purses for dough
I'm just cold so I'm tryna roll a person for clothes
That's right mate, gimme ya fuckin' shirt and your coat!
You too bitch, go and get me a skirt and a robe!
And I'm always in the water since I purchased my boat
Not the beach, I've got a castle, I just circle my moat
When it comes to ridin' waves though, I'm learnin' the rope
So, to play it safe, I surf on the road
Last week, I found this canister of ooze that had this permanent glow
So I gave it to my turtle 'cause I heard it would grow
I tried to feed it pizza but it turned and said no
And then got injured ribs, fightin' infant kids doing ninja kicks
Plus it couldn't flip
Which means that all the martial art moves in the cartoons were just full of shit
It was hard, I had a little purple ninja turtle
It copped shit because it couldn't even spin in circles
Yo, today I bought myself a punching bag
I tried to hit it but it dodged and started punching back
After one attack, it went and grabbed a club and bat
And then, all just for fun, it smacked my back until my lungs collapsed
And, growin' up, I gotta say my mum was slack
She used to sleep in and never had our lunches packed
To keep it under wrap, she used to feed us tonnes of crap
Every single meal of every day I ate was something fat
My mates told me go to Macca's 'cause the buns were flat
Still I only ate my burgers down at Hungry Jack's
It wasn't personal, was all because my tongue was hacked
Off so I had no taste buds and had to trust the ads (the burgers are better at Hungry Jack's)
Motherfucker (ha ha ha)
Da da da da (yeah)
Da da da (Forthwrite)
(For my homie Gs) Da da da (PEZ, 360)
Da da da (Ground Up)
Da da da da (PEZ, uh)
Da da da (yeah, yeah)
(Three-siddy motherfuckers) Da da da (okay)
Yo
[Verse 1: PEZ]
Write my words at a show 'cause they're perfect to quote
All I need is bourbon and coke and my verse will be dope
I got that averb mercellous and murderous flow
I only think that I'm the best because I'm certain, I know
I'm lurkin' but I'm not snatchin' purses for dough
I'm just cold so I'm tryna roll a person for clothes
That's right mate, gimme ya fuckin' shirt and your coat!
You too bitch, go and get me a skirt and a robe!
And I'm always in the water since I purchased my boat
Not the beach, I've got a castle, I just circle my moat
When it comes to ridin' waves though, I'm learnin' the rope
So, to play it safe, I surf on the road
Last week, I found this canister of ooze that had this permanent glow
So I gave it to my turtle 'cause I heard it would grow
I tried to feed it pizza but it turned and said no
And then got injured ribs, fightin' infant kids doing ninja kicks
Plus it couldn't flip
Which means that all the martial art moves in the cartoons were just full of shit
It was hard, I had a little purple ninja turtle
It copped shit because it couldn't even spin in circles
Yo, today I bought myself a punching bag
I tried to hit it but it dodged and started punching back
After one attack, it went and grabbed a club and bat
And then, all just for fun, it smacked my back until my lungs collapsed
And, growin' up, I gotta say my mum was slack
She used to sleep in and never had our lunches packed
To keep it under wrap, she used to feed us tonnes of crap
Every single meal of every day I ate was something fat
My mates told me go to Macca's 'cause the buns were flat
Still I only ate my burgers down at Hungry Jack's
It wasn't personal, was all because my tongue was hacked
Off so I had no taste buds and had to trust the ads (the burgers are better at Hungry Jack's)
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