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[Chuck Schumer] Why do we do this to ourselves

Campaign for two to four years and give this figurehead presidency so much weight?

When has putting one white man in charge

Led to anything other than genocide, slavery, Chiquita Banana, and Watergate?

[Nancy Pelosi] Let's be real here, money

We did it for money

And sometimes the power

[Steven Mnuchin & Louise Linton] But mostly the money

[Nancy Pelosi] I mean a hundred, 120 billion dollars is personal net worth

You think I'd get that as a Gap sales associate?

I don't think so!

[Mitch McConnell] And so we'll reach across the aisle, if the hand we're shaking with has a check from Monsanto wrapped in his fist

[Hillary Clinton] We work together to keep Bill's record clean