[SpongeBob]
Hey, Sandy, what's Christmas like where you come from?
[Sandy]
Well, SpongeBob, pull up a mechanical bull, have a seat, and I'll tell you all about it
When Christmas comes in Texas, we do things differently
We hang our shiny, sparkly spurs on a cactus Christmas tree
The tumble-weeds are tumbin', so who needs mistletoe?
Build a sandman by the Rio Grande 'cause we ain't got no snow
It's a ho, ho, hoedown, where jingle bells will ring
It's a down-home country Christmas, with a dash of western swing'
Tis the season to be jolly, like a rodeo clown
Ho ho ho ho ho, hoedown!
Yee-haw! Here's cowboy Kringle Claus, he's the coolest Christmas cat
He's long and lean like a big string bean in a red ten-gallon hat
Deliverin' toys and candy all across the lone star state
Tell all the good cowboys and girls it's time to celebrate
He's got a magical chuck wagon, but he don't use reindeers
Steaks alive if he don't drive eight flyin' longhorn steers
Man, what a sight, flying light Grease Lightnin' high above the plains
Those hooves clip-clip on your rooftop as Kringle calls their names
Hey, Sandy, what's Christmas like where you come from?
[Sandy]
Well, SpongeBob, pull up a mechanical bull, have a seat, and I'll tell you all about it
When Christmas comes in Texas, we do things differently
We hang our shiny, sparkly spurs on a cactus Christmas tree
The tumble-weeds are tumbin', so who needs mistletoe?
Build a sandman by the Rio Grande 'cause we ain't got no snow
It's a ho, ho, hoedown, where jingle bells will ring
It's a down-home country Christmas, with a dash of western swing'
Tis the season to be jolly, like a rodeo clown
Ho ho ho ho ho, hoedown!
Yee-haw! Here's cowboy Kringle Claus, he's the coolest Christmas cat
He's long and lean like a big string bean in a red ten-gallon hat
Deliverin' toys and candy all across the lone star state
Tell all the good cowboys and girls it's time to celebrate
He's got a magical chuck wagon, but he don't use reindeers
Steaks alive if he don't drive eight flyin' longhorn steers
Man, what a sight, flying light Grease Lightnin' high above the plains
Those hooves clip-clip on your rooftop as Kringle calls their names
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