The Testimony of Soddy Hoe Jerry Reed

Howdy my name's Soddy
Soddy Hoe
And you know I heard all my life, that if you wanna be on a record
You gotta write songs about- that touch people
And I would like to try to touch you with a song I wrote called
The Testimony of Soddy Hoe, also known as Ain't Nobody Never Told Me Nothin'
Goes like this!

One day my truck ran out of gas on route one
And I was thumbin' into town, gone get me some
When these three dudes in this big black car pull over to the side
They said "Hey boy, come on over here and let's talk!"
Said now, "Look, if you goin to town, that's an awful long walk but if you don't mind drivin', I'm a little tiеd, I'll give ya a ride"
I said, "Fine"
Hе said, "Well if you've got a driving license, what's your name?"
I said, "Boss I ain't got no license, Soddy's my name. But I'll sure drive the hell outta this thang!"
Heheh, so I got in, the offers paid
We was riding along, I said, "What kind of work y'all in?"
The dude in the back called Lefty just grinned
Then he looked at them other two dudes and he said

Ain't nobody ever told me nothin'
That they didn't want me to know
All anybody ever told me was where to go
Lord, ain't nobody so much as give me
The time of day
They never told me nothin'
So I ain't got nothin to say