As Good As It Gets Cast of Galavant (Ft. Darren Evans & Sophie McShera)

[CHEF]
We got a snazzy, new room
With two whole benches
It's practically rodent-free
We got expensive perfume
For all our stenches
As swellegant as can be
And with these pointy, new shoes
To walk through mud in
Fancy silk squares to cough up blood in
Baby, let's face it
This is as good as it gets

[GWYNNE]
I suppose it is rather nice
We got the classier type of bedbug species
Between our new burlap sheets

[CHEF]
We got a custom-made pipe
That dumps our feces
On one of the nicer streets

[GWYNNE]
And when there's something amiss
Inside our breeches