You’d Be Surprised White Hassle (Ft. Ambrosia Parsley)

Johnny was bashful and shy
Nobody understood why
Mary loved him
All the other girls passed him by
And everyone wanted to know
How she could pick such a beau
With a twinkle in her eye
She made this reply:

"He's not so good in a crowd
But when you get him alone
You'd be surprised
He isn't much at a dance
But when he's taking you home
You'd be surprised
He doesn't look like much of a lover
But don't judge a book by it's cover
He's got the face of an angel
But there's a devil in his eyes

He's such a delicate thing
But when he starts in to squeeze
You'd be surprised
He doesn't look very strong
But when you sit on his knees
You'd be surprised
At a party or at a ball
I've got to admit that he's nothing at all
But in a Morris chair
You'd be surprised"