[Verse 1]
Picture this drunk as shit on a pirate ship
In some shackles in the brig with a couple cracked ribs
Thinking, "Son of a bitch, how'd I get in this sitch?
Oh yeah, rum and a witch," how could I forget?
See, I had made a deal to never really reveal
The X marks the spot, but fuck what they thought
I am what they're not, I'll take the whole pot
Leave 'em all to rot and come out on top
Alright, escape plan is night
The ship creaks and sighs, I hide from the light
The keys on his side, I had to take his life
So I could take flight and end this tonight
I madе it to the sand on a moonlit night
Saw a shadow of man, so I knew I had to fight
I wait for the lull, I bracеd for the pull
Of knife against knife and skull against skull
[Chorus]
Sail off I'm high again, stuck on our island
Skeletons are all that I know
Send help, my time will end, I'll light that torch again
Goodbye to the island glow, yo ho
[Verse 2]
Well, ahoy there, shiver me timbers and scurvy soup
I caught you swimming to shore up in my pigeon coop
So may you tell me what the hell you think you're doing here
And may you tell me if you got some extra food to spare
'Cause I been stranded, left here barehanded
I was feeling hungry, fuck that, I'm famished
Give me all you got, I won't cause no damage
I know that you're here for my gold, you're red handed
They call me Tandy (Randy?), no, Tandy
Tandy's getting pissed and 'bout to get handsy
About to lose my shit, a fucking chimpanzee
This island is my home and now you trespassing
Spill your guts and spit the truth out
Are you a friend or a foe? I'm a bloodhound
Your choice, you can sleep deep with Davey Jones
Or I can place your skull upon these crossbones
Picture this drunk as shit on a pirate ship
In some shackles in the brig with a couple cracked ribs
Thinking, "Son of a bitch, how'd I get in this sitch?
Oh yeah, rum and a witch," how could I forget?
See, I had made a deal to never really reveal
The X marks the spot, but fuck what they thought
I am what they're not, I'll take the whole pot
Leave 'em all to rot and come out on top
Alright, escape plan is night
The ship creaks and sighs, I hide from the light
The keys on his side, I had to take his life
So I could take flight and end this tonight
I madе it to the sand on a moonlit night
Saw a shadow of man, so I knew I had to fight
I wait for the lull, I bracеd for the pull
Of knife against knife and skull against skull
[Chorus]
Sail off I'm high again, stuck on our island
Skeletons are all that I know
Send help, my time will end, I'll light that torch again
Goodbye to the island glow, yo ho
[Verse 2]
Well, ahoy there, shiver me timbers and scurvy soup
I caught you swimming to shore up in my pigeon coop
So may you tell me what the hell you think you're doing here
And may you tell me if you got some extra food to spare
'Cause I been stranded, left here barehanded
I was feeling hungry, fuck that, I'm famished
Give me all you got, I won't cause no damage
I know that you're here for my gold, you're red handed
They call me Tandy (Randy?), no, Tandy
Tandy's getting pissed and 'bout to get handsy
About to lose my shit, a fucking chimpanzee
This island is my home and now you trespassing
Spill your guts and spit the truth out
Are you a friend or a foe? I'm a bloodhound
Your choice, you can sleep deep with Davey Jones
Or I can place your skull upon these crossbones
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