Damn Right Classified

[Intro]
(Realtor) Hello! Come on
(Realtor) Nice to see you, welcome
(Classified) How you doing man, this is the place?
(Realtor) You bet it's the place
(Classified) It's a lot older than what the ad said
(Realtor) Oh it's old; it's real old, a man died in there
(Classified) Really?
(Realtor) Yeah, during the boom; bad handler
(Classified) Can we go check it out?
(Realtor) I ain't never been in there, man; no one ain't
(Realtor) No one been in there since the man died
(Realtor) You wanna check it out? Yeah, I'll give you ten minutes
(Classified) Yeah, I wanna go check it out. Take a couple pictures
(Realtor) You take whatever you want
(Realtor) Do whatever you want in there, I wouldn't go in
(Realtor) You go hear me, don't break anything in there
(Realtor) You hear me? Don't go breaking anything!

Here, here goes another classic (here goes another classic)
Yeah, let's take it back to

[Chorus]
Two turntables and a mic
Wiggity-wiggity whip the microphone; it's God damn right
That's the only way they're gonna hear you
Fresher than fresh