The Fun Lovin’ Criminal Fun Lovin' Criminals

One, two, three and I come with the redneck style
Because you know I get paid by the mile, like Avis
I pave this, Fast save this, everybody smile
And act gracious
See I rob banks, I pull pranks, sometimes I eat
Franks and knishes, best wishes
I'm vicious and here I am again like CNN
Delivery, my friend

Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal
Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal

Yes we bug a lot and my friends is loud and
I'm more freaky than Disco 2000
I scream, I yell, I bark, I bite
I'll hit you with an egg on a hot summer night
I never let the cops get wind of me
I never ever ever say die
I never take myself too seriously
Cause everybody knows fat birds don't fly

Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal
Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal
Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal
Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal