Professor Oak vs. Charles Darwin VideoGameRapBattles (Ft. Cam Steady, Mat4yo, MC Gaming FTW & Mr. Jay (RB))
[Intro]
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES: HISTORY CROSSOVER!
PLAYER 1: PROFESSOR OAK
PLAYER 2: CHARLES DARWIN
FIGHT!
[Verse 1: Professor Oak]
Hello there, and Welcome to the World of your defeat
Here's some training tips, from the very best, I cannot be beat!
You spent years of studying evolution of finches alone
Where I can top all your research with a single Thunderstone!
Looks like I've got the highest speed stat in this rap, you'll have to wait your turn
Spitting firey rhymes every single time, you'll need a rawest berry for these burns!
You might be a well known scientist, recognized across the world
But I still cannot tell, are you a Boy or a Girl?
[Verse 2: Charles Darwin]
I've discovered an anomaly of that no man could think
Man evolved from the apes, and you must be the missing link!
You have decades of research, and claim to be the very best
Yet all you have to show from your experiences is an empty Pokedex!
And you're the better professor? Ha! That's just out of question!
I was chosen to win this battle, but that's just natural selection!
Bring your animal slaves, Oak, you better reset the game
How can you win this battle if you can't remember your own grandson's name?
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES: HISTORY CROSSOVER!
PLAYER 1: PROFESSOR OAK
PLAYER 2: CHARLES DARWIN
FIGHT!
[Verse 1: Professor Oak]
Hello there, and Welcome to the World of your defeat
Here's some training tips, from the very best, I cannot be beat!
You spent years of studying evolution of finches alone
Where I can top all your research with a single Thunderstone!
Looks like I've got the highest speed stat in this rap, you'll have to wait your turn
Spitting firey rhymes every single time, you'll need a rawest berry for these burns!
You might be a well known scientist, recognized across the world
But I still cannot tell, are you a Boy or a Girl?
[Verse 2: Charles Darwin]
I've discovered an anomaly of that no man could think
Man evolved from the apes, and you must be the missing link!
You have decades of research, and claim to be the very best
Yet all you have to show from your experiences is an empty Pokedex!
And you're the better professor? Ha! That's just out of question!
I was chosen to win this battle, but that's just natural selection!
Bring your animal slaves, Oak, you better reset the game
How can you win this battle if you can't remember your own grandson's name?
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