Bawlz Merkules

[Intro]
Uh-huh
I always say uh-huh in the intro like I'm agreein' or something
Whatever, fuck it, I'm goin' in

[Verse 1]
The shit is crazy, I got nothing to lose
Man, I remember when we used to have something to prove
But I'm on top now, looking down and loving the view
If I'd jump, I'd probably land in the trunk of the coupe, yaah
Canadian killer they waiting for pictures but I don't do the small talk
I just came for the dinner, I'll eat the steak and lick the plate and head straight to the shitter
Then I'll puke inside the sink after I drank all the liquor
'Cause I'm a scumbag, asshole, bastard child, ask around
I was broke but I'm laughin' now
Got my girl countin' money 'till she passes out
Then she wake up in the plane and we landed Maui
I'm only bragging 'cause I know what it was like at the bottom
I got tourettes now, everything I write is retarded
All the fights that I started got me feeling like I'm a target
But I still don't give a fuck, I guess I might be the problem, huh?

[Chorus]
I heard he bought a brand new whip wit' the roof missin'
He be on some brand new shit (No, I didn't)
I heard he bought a brand new watch and the grill, you could see his shine everytime he talks (Could be true)
I heard he's doin' sold out shows and when he come home I heard the whole town goes (Yeah, that's true)
I heard he's got some bigass balls and they drag on the ground when he goes for a walk (It's kind of annoying)