Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame (Extended Version) Rhett and Link
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[Spoken]
Here in South Carolina
We do things different
When it comes to fireworks we don't hire professionals
We are professionals
We got what you call "freelance firework shows"
This song is a tribute to an elite set of men
Who exercized their inalienable right
To shoot off fireworks
[Sung]
Bobby taught us by example
Not to look down a roman candle
When you light it
He lost his right eye
But you know he's a better looking guy
Without it
And that jumbo bottle rocket
That lit in his pocket
Would have flew
If it weren't for his beltloop
We were listening to elvis
When it shattered his pelvis
But it was cool 'cause it blew
Right at the end of don't be cruel
Here in South Carolina
We do things different
When it comes to fireworks we don't hire professionals
We are professionals
We got what you call "freelance firework shows"
This song is a tribute to an elite set of men
Who exercized their inalienable right
To shoot off fireworks
[Sung]
Bobby taught us by example
Not to look down a roman candle
When you light it
He lost his right eye
But you know he's a better looking guy
Without it
And that jumbo bottle rocket
That lit in his pocket
Would have flew
If it weren't for his beltloop
We were listening to elvis
When it shattered his pelvis
But it was cool 'cause it blew
Right at the end of don't be cruel
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