Poor, Unsuccessful and Fat William Finn (Ft. Christian Borle, Jonathan Groff, Josh Lamon & Quentin Earl Darrington)

[RICHARD]
Poor, unsuccessful and fat
Who would’ve thought I would end like that?
Surely, in no time, you’ll be back to normal
In your evening formal
I’ll be poor, unsuccessful
Poor, unsuccessful and fat
And getting older

Plus, have you noticed I sweat?
I have a list of things I regret
Don’t tell this story to little children
Cause you're gonna scare them
How I’m poor, unsuccessful
Poor, unsuccessful and fat
And getting older, getting greyer
Stop me if you’ve heard this before
Cause if you’ve heard this before
Hell, it’s just more of the same

[GORDON]
Well

[RICHARD]
Help me
I’m a player
Who’ll never make it
I won’t make, I won’t make it