Half-Life 2 Dan Bull

[Intro]
Story time

[Verse 1]
Twenty years since the incident at Black Mesa
The G-Man makes the Freeman wake up on a train to City 17
Dystopian as a city's ever been
Oh, see who's popped up on the screen
Black Mesa's administrator; Dr. Wallace Breen
But as Gordon arrives to step in the station
He's pulled aside for interrogation
Separated into a darkened damp room
Hang on a second, is that not Barney Calhoun?
It's hard to tell who's good guys or bad
But they decide to rout through to Kleiner's Lab
On the way, get a glimpse of the Combine empire
Now there's a raid, run, run, try and get far
Scatter like a cat and a mouse in chase
Now they found you they're smacking a baton
Around your face, uh

[Verse 2]
Wake up, wake up, Dr. Freeman
Who's this face? He must have been dreaming
Ha! Not a chance, that's Alyx Vance
And by all accounts, she's about to gallivant
Down to the lab with you just behind her
'Cause she'd got to find you for Dr. Kleiner
This place isn't easy as A-B-C
Super tough environment, here's an H.E.V. Suit
Just in time to teleport you to all of the other scientists
To support their assault
But sod's law and of course there's a flaw
And a balls up when Lamarr causes a fault
And the forces that saw it are all on patrol
Looking for Gordon, so, Gordon is forced to withdraw
Down through the canals, fuckin' hell, better go hard
"Yo Barney, chuck us down a crowbar"